Real Talk
| Me: | Dentist appointment with cute dental assistant tomorrow! |
| Angela: | Ohhh. |
| Me: | I hope he's there...I only get to see him every six months. |
| Angela: | Maybe you should WWZDW for him. |
When you reach the end, this is what remains.
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(Source: Spotify)
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Me: (answering phone) Gulf Coast. Lady: Hi, how are you? Me: Good, how are you? Lady: Fine. I'm calling to schedule a...colonoscopy? Me: Oh, I'm sorry, you must have the wrong number. This is a literature journal. Lady: Oh. (confused) This isn't Planned Parenthood? Me: ...No, I'm sorry. Lady: Oh. Okay, thank you. (click) -
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"Mother destroyed the greenhouse when dad died. She said it was because her thumbs would never be green again but I think she just wanted to crush something."
from “Acts of Kindness and Excellence in Times Tables” by Caia Hagel
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"You should live your life. You should write your name on the earth in gasoline and just like, light that shit on fire."
Casey Klein, Party Down
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(Source: cheeseburgerinsomnia, via thatclimberguy)
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Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising
Every time I hear this song, I legitimately expect to get t-boned by an eighteen-wheeler. Thank you, Supernatural.
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"I am half agony, half hope."
from Persuasion by Jane Austen
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(Source: love-never-lasts, via mcgowan7387)
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"My genes, my love, are rubber bands and rope; make yourself a structure you can live inside."
from “Hymn” by Aimee Bender
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